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04/13 23:40
Did you know that sharks were around before the dinosaurs?

the fuck

Also they have two penises.

do you want me to praise you for finding a fucking encyclopedia or something

Would you?
[ This message contains an attached picture of the library. From behind a book fort. He's bored, also a little tipsy. And still in the library, working. So sue him. ]

fuck no
if you want me to praise you you have to earn it

[Attached is a photo of Squalo's prosthetic hand, fingers arranged in a very rude gesture.]

Thought so.
Do you ever even praise anyone for something?

were you not listening to anything i said when you were sucking my cock or were you just too wasted to remember

Hindsight 20/20
Is this the moment where people send dick picks?

could be
did you get horny reading about sharks and thinking about my dick

Who would get horny reading about sharks?
Your dick though.

how the hell should i know you started with sharks and went straight for cocks
yeah you like it dont you

Do you want to know more about sharks?
And really, if I didn't like it, why the hell would I suck it?

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5/6 12:15 AM

Are you awake?

why

thank god

my ear hurts

finally got jizz in it huh
it was only a matter of time

[Separate messages:]

jerk
i got a hole in it
and then i slept on it
and it hurts like fuck
i have regrets
and something resembling tuscan wine
not sharing don't ask

first youre an asshole and you dont deserve that wine
second are you telling me that you pierced your ear and are now bitching about it to me

i'm not an asshole you're just jealous
i just rolled over onto it in my sleep and it caught on my pillow and my hair
i guess that is yes

you chose
to complain to me
of your own free will
dino you giant fucking baby i swear to god i will make you hurt in a lot more places

immune to that ear hurts more
nobody else was answering
this wine is really good

im not your fucking nanny
shut the fuck up and go to sleep

no
i thought we were friends

how embarrassing for you

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